Casting Call

When I made Get Rich or Die Gaming, I went over to my friend's houses with my laptop and microphone and recorded lines with them. This time I want some super expert voice actors. If you think you're a super expert then AUDITION FOR THE FOLLOWING PARTS. If you do not do so I will explode your house.

Project Name:

            Get Rich or Die Gaming : Rock Bottom.

Description:

            GRODG:RB is a sequel to the XBOX Live Indie Gaame Get Rich or Die Gaming. Wilson Cooper has been arrested and the game starts off in a prison. You must guide Wilson Cooper out of prison.

Past Work

Get Rich or Die Gaming

Auditioning:

            Record the lines for the character(s) you would like to try out for. Save them as .wav files and email them to baller.industries@hotmail.com

Characters:

Name – Ben Seib

Voice type – Fat Australian guy.

Lines:

1.     Oy there Wilson, how’s it cracking mate? [Ultra heavy Australian accent].

2.     It's the only way man. I need more glitter. I owe. I owe glitter to scary people. [Said in a serious way]

3.     The world is a cruel and unforgiving place that just won't accept me for who I am. [Serious].

Name – Black Betty

Voice type – Loud deep voice of a black man.

Lines:

1.     Do you hate life or something little man?

2.     From now on, we playin' 20 Questooons.

3.     Alright POPPA, I've got one, ask yo' question.

Name – Collar Poppa

Voice type – Loud deep Jersey Shore type voice.

Lines:

1.     OH CMON BETTY, I hate asking' questions.

2.     Hurrgghhhhhh. UMMMMMM. HURRRRGHHHHHHHHH. Ok. Ok...no WAIT. HURGGHHHH. Ok I got it now. Is it...a person? [The groaning is him thinking of a question to ask].

3.     Does he like STRAWBERRY ice cream? [Massive emphasis on the word strawberry].

Name – Guard

Voice type – Mean weasel like voice.

Lines

1. WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE? Are you two having fun? ‘cause you sure look happy. WHAT DID WE FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT HAVING FUN IN HERE? Look at the FUCKING SIGN. NO FUN ALLOWED EVER.
2. Don't let me catch you guys having a good time again, or I will go Guantanamo on your asses.

Name – MC Hummus

Voice type – Often rapping.

Lines

1.     RA RA RA RA RA. RA RA RA RA RA. RA RA OOH OOH LAA. RA RA RA ROMANCE. [Singing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance.]

2.     I WANT YOUR GLOVIN AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE, YOU AND ME COULD HAVE A RAD BROMANCE.

3.     Yo’ singing ain't fly at all, fact it be swimmin’. My ears want me to tell your mouth, to fuck itself. [This is him dissing Wilson].

Name – Sweepy

Voice type – Old black man.

Lines

1. Ahoy there Wilson
2. Same old, same old. I heard you rummaging inside your cell, you lose something?
3. The last scroll I ever seen was buried in a sea that never lived to tell the tale. That was one brave scroll.

Name – Professor X

Voice type – Crazy old man. Something similar to Junior Soprano from The Sopranos would be good.

Lines:

1. Alright copper top, why you bothering me then?

2. I produce CUSTUMES. Custom made for customers, custard included.

3. CUSTOLUTELY. Alright, let me just get yo measurements, actually, wait a minute, why would a prisoner such as you require an outfit made?